Margaret tries desperately to get to Tokyo for her birthday, and the camp helps an injured cow give birth with Klinger starting a betting pool on the exact day and time. ...

Pierce is upset by the fact that civilian doctors are making a lot of money off the war, and decides to bill the army for all his work. Meanwhile, Winchester is reluctant ...

Hawkeye and Trapper apologize to Korean medical assistant, Kwang, on behalf of the entire U.S. for Frank Burns. Frank gets on Kwang's case for his own ineptitude. The Swa ...

With Henry at a medical conference in Tokyo, Frank is busy playing I Love a Parade. His inept inspection results in Radar nearly getting his can shot off by Igor. Hawkeye ...

Capt. Sam Pak (Pat Morita) is visiting and Frank bristles at the notion that he should be expected to learn a few words of Korean. An ox walks into Henry's tent, owned by ...

At 1800 hours, Major Sidney Freedman (Allan Arbus) and Captain Sam Pak (Pat Morita) meet for the usual conference at The Swamp. Frank is on duty in OR and Radar asked to ...